[Day 2 - EN] Daz Holo Blog #2 - Captain Alderaan rates the Hottest Jedi!!!!
Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2021 6:31 am
The holo-vid starts with a crudely cut out dancing Daz and a cut out of Niall Organa dancing over some moving shots of the Spring Palace doing a dance to some intense music. Once done it screen wipes to a posh interior, one of the rooms at the Spring Palace and Daz sitting in a moving vehicle with the camera focused on his face.
“It’s ya boi, Prince Daz coming to you live from Alderaan at the Spring Palace, we on the move padawans, but today is whizz. We got to speak with Captain Alderaan! More on that later and who he thinks the hottest Jedi is, spoiler, it's not ya boi Daz, though it really should have been!”
“But first just to keep you informed, on my way right now to check out a Killik hive, near House Syresh, sounds like the team got it handled and they won’t overrun them. Still we have to value our neighbors, you know… I won’t get too deep on that.”
Images of the Queen and others at the Cafeteria wipe across the screen as Daz continued, “Ya boi was there to observe the Queen and royal family serving the people, literally! Obviously relying on the Expertise of Layne Bringer of Sisterly Pain’s expertise on soup delivery. Shirts all sold out by the way, proceeds going to a real good cause.”
“No protests today, but there is unease out there padawans, and people talk and ya boi, Daz, is always listening. So let’s get to the main story fo today my exclusive interview with my brother from another Alderaanian mother, Captain Alderan!”
The screen faded back to Daz and he said, “It turns out the hottest Jedi was there all along, but we got new merch; We have Dancing Captain Alderaan shirts, get in on the Captain Alderaan dance challenge my dudes! Also and this is whizz, we have Jedi princess shirts because I have to agree with the good Captain, she burns bright like fire.” The second shirt has a chibi face of Alysele and reads Jedi Princess in Basic under it.Interview wrote:
“It’s ya boi, Daz, the padawan with the most swagger on Alderaan! Coming to you live from House Organa, we blowing up Alderaan like it stole something! Now I know the padawan family is not going to believe this but we have Captain Alderaan right here, right now and this dude is whizz!”
He then asked, “So tell the padawans out there, a bit about yourself Captain! Why do you pop, and all the others just drop.”
Whoops. Apparently this was happening. Niall cleared his throat, adopting his usual interview posture.
"Well Daz, it's like this. You've got to have the right attitude, you've got to be willing to do what it takes." Niall shrugged. "And then you've just got to be in the right place at the right time."
He went on. "When I earned my medals on Tattooine, Bankor, and right here on Alderaan, I was fighting alongside men, women, and other who were fighting just as hard as me. And some of them have gone on to be as decorated, or even more. Alderaan has no shortage of heroes, and neither does the Republic. So if you see the chance to do some good, that's you in the right place at the right time. Take it."
Daz replied, “So right place at the right time, but not everyone can serve in the military like you. Not all padawans want or can heft a rifle, how can they make a difference? More importantly what do you think is the biggest issue facing Alderaan that an every day person can help with?”
"Do your part. Whatever that is. Say hello to your neighbor. Donate to the Republic Refugee Fund." Niall said, his tone confident. "Just today, the royal family served soup to people who needed it. Don't be too proud to do something, take pride in what you can do."
Niall leaned forward. "And that leads me into what every Alderaanian can do. Alderaan has become too divided, from itself, and from the Republic. Remember that while we may sometimes let each other down, we're all on the same side. And when your friend falls, you don't blame them for slowing you down. You help them back up."
“Now that is whizz, thanks Captain and I got one more question for you courtesy of chat. If you had to pick who was hotter, would you say it was Princess Jameela or Jedi Kataryzna Ulgo… or… this is gross chat… you are banned from picking choices ever again but somehow we have the gross Layne Hoshin, who I guess is a Jedi,” Daz asked with a wide grin.
“Padawan chat wants them deetz!”
"So... you're asking me which of two Jedi and the Royal Princess is the most attractive. In front of my wife." Niall sighed.
After a moment, he smiled. "Perhaps I'll just say that confidence is a very attractive feature, whether in a person or a partner. I don't think I can speak more on the subject than that, I'm afraid."
"So the wife wins by default, whizz."
Daz turned the camera to grab a shot of Alysele, "I can see it... and chat Approves... and now Chat is in lewd jail. And we are out. Smash that like Button like it stole something and remember," he said waving his hand like a Jedi, "this is ya boi you're looking for!"
“Do you agree? Disagree? Hit me back in the comments!”
“Alright that is all we got, Daz is out and May the Force be with You, smash that Like Button, comment below and remember,” he said waving his hand Jedi mind trick style, “this is ya boi you’re looking for, so subscribe!”
OOC: Feel free to reply IC, this gets posted in the EN. This is posted online and anyone with a working holonet connection can post here. The post goes mega viral.
