[Day 4 - EN] Daz Holo Blog #4 - Daz takes the Queen!
Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2021 11:50 am
The holo-vid starts with a crudely cut out dancing Daz and a cut out of Niall Organa dancing over some moving shots of the Spring Palace doing a dance to some intense music. Once done it screen wipes to a posh interior, one of the rooms at the Spring Palace and Daz sitting with the camera focused on his face, with very fancy shades on.
“It’s ya boi, Prince Daz coming to you live from Alderaan at the Spring Palace, we got a big one padawans, the biggest. We got to speak with, you know, someone named Queen Solara Panteer! More on that later but first some local deetz!”
“Word on the street is that a group led by Galen Sol, we got an interview with him cooking, took down some big kath hound named Black Tooth. How whizz is that? This thing was huge, so if you see Galen, give him the Padawan salute from ya boi!”
Daz continued, “We got new merch in, Team Disaster shirts going on sale tonight! Wear the best team on Alderaan, on your chest. Want to get noticed by Prince Gaul Panteer, wear this shirt! Check it out, limited time only.”
“It was a chill day on Alderaan, besides you know the hypest beach party to ever grace this sector! It was hype, we have it on good authority that anyone who was anyone was there, and we got the exclusive footage!” The screen then shifts to moving imagery of the game and drinking, and fun at the beach party held by Gaul.
“Might as well call that thirst trap central, but a padawan wants none of that, well maybe some of that. Holla at ya boi, Kataryzna! Ahem, may the Force be with us!” Daz said with a wink.
The screen faded back to Daz and he said, “What a great Queen, the best really. We tried to get her to the dance but she declined, but she did approve of Best Queen t-shirts, so get them from the merch store and remember to slap that like button by command of the Queen! Just kidding but seriously, do it. And remember,” he said waving his hand, “this is ya boi you’re looking for, so subscribe!”Interview wrote:
“It’s ya boi, Prince Daz, the padawan with the most royal blood on Alderaan, here today with Queen Solara Panteer! Your grace, can you introduce yourself to the padawan family?”
“We are Queen Solara Panteer, queen of Alderaan one of the earliest core members of the Republic. We are honored to speak with you Prince Daz of Ya Boi, we are an avid fan of your holo-blog. Our son enjoys doing the Captain Alderaan dance challenge,” she said calmly.
Daz smiled and said, “Well that is whizz, your Grace, so everyone is here to enjoy the Festival but quite a few are battling to become your son or daughter in laws, is this a common practice of the Royal family and what do you find to make a good suitor for your children?”
The Queen responded, “This is a common enough practice, and it allows us to better meet a variety of potential spouses for our family. As for what we are looking for, someone who will serve Alderaan first and foremost and the House of Panteer. Someone who will cherish our children and be their partners in public and private. To join a royal family is not as easy as one thinks, and a great many things will be asked of a potential spouse.”
“We watch all prospective family members closely, conduct at all times is important.”
Daz nodded and then asked, “So we got that but what about you, your Grace. You are single ready to mingle? Prince Daz is single, do I have a shot at being King Consort, for that matter is this something you are entertaining in general?”
“We are flattered, Prince Daz, but we shall have to decline. We are not seeking a spouse at this time, but we have enjoyed the increased attention and flattery. At the age of sixty-six it is refreshing to know that we are still considered a symbol of beauty by the people. We are ever their servant, and we shall do everything we can to be a positive force for the people,” she said calmly.
“Thank you, Prince Daz, and we appreciated your time. Please be whizz everyone, it’s ya girl, the Queen.”
OOC: Feel free to reply IC, this gets posted in the EN. This is posted online and anyone with a working holonet connection can post here.
