Alderaan - Love and Intrigue

Somewhere in the network created by the satellites in orbit around Alderaan was a warzone filled with angry young men and women violently disintegrating each other in melee and team game modes.

One of these relatively angry (becoming less so) young women was the user $ith$uck69. She was new to HeadShotzHutt60... but took to the game quickly. Reaction time was not a problem for this newb. She fought with the best of them despite not having all the fancy skin and gear.

Her profile gave her personal info.

Name: $ith$uck69
Age: 19
From: Alderaan Native Baby!
Sex: Yes please
Preferences: Your mom
Hobbies: Taking A$$, Kicking Names, Collecting In-Flight Sick Bags


Her insults flew fast and often... Among her toxic taunts some stood out...

"That was pretty stupid... Not inviting the Sith to be your protectors... but stupid."

"Getting pwnd by a newb? You must be a Panteer relative."

"If you tried a bit harder you could suck just enough to lick my a$$ like the Solara licks Ziandra's."

PoodooDudebro431: You are rocks at this game, the worst go die and never play again, nubsauce.

$ith$uck69: So salty. Guess you just learned which button shoots. It takes longer for some people. Don't feel so bad.

PoodooDudebro431: Bet you have a droid playing for you, loser.

$ith$uck69: You gotta just stop being such a pu$$y all the time. You run away like a bitch. Who are you? Gaul Panteer?

BlackKat66: Lots of bluster and sour words. But don;t recognize you from the games.."

They then rattled off some in-game knowledge in an attempt of gatekeeping.

OOC: Computers (Intellect) or Core Worlds (Intellect) at Hard flipping a Destiny so (1eC+2eD).

$ith$uck69: I just downloaded the game... but it takes like 10 seconds to learn that stuff.

She speaks knowledgably about gaming in general with a knowledge of pew.

$ith$uck69: The real question is... why can someone like Poodoo play this so much and suck so bad? Must not have a life.


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D6 I know all the Tricks...?: 2eA+2eD+1eC 3 successes, 3 threat

BlackKat66: Yeah, well he's a nub... Hanzi Banzi main, so what do you expect from that? You willing to go live for a few rounds, we need a fourth for the team.

$ith$uck69: Sure. What mode?

Delmi Koor wrote: ↑

Mon Aug 02, 2021 5:09 pm

$ith$uck69: Sure. What mode?

BlackKat66: CTF maybe some death match, going for ranked so don't suck.

OOC: Coordination (Agility) or Computers (Intellect) at Hard assuming she joins them.

$ith$uck69: Let's go get some STDs!


$ith$uck69 was decent for a new player.

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D6 Gaming Coordination: 4eA+1eP+3eD 1 success, 2 advantage

Forty minutes of gaming later and things are going well. BlackKat66 typed, "Not bad, so what brought you to our corner of the Holonet?"

“Just getting a bit of release. World’s so fucking crazy right now… Seems like everything is on fire.”

BlackKat66 typed back, "Things are tough, why are things so tough for you?"

"It's pretty shitty, no? Ain't got no job. Ain't got no prospects. Two damn wars. Lost anybody that gave a shit about me. They tell us we won but we got fuckin' crimson princes marrying noble ladies. Imperial base on our fucking planet... You talk out like a decent person... you get whacked. Fuckin' fealz like we're already screwed. So I come on here and blow up some assholes to get my mind off it."

“Well that sounds bad my dude, I have to jam, got a jizz session I don’t want to miss but come back tomorrow and we can game some more. Do voice comms next time and see if you got what it takes to go S-Class,” BlackKat66 typed and then went offline.

“Cya gg”

Was all she got in before they left.