The holo-vid starts with a crudely cut out dancing Daz and a cut out of Niall Organa dancing over some moving shots of the Spring Palace doing a dance to some intense music. Once done it screen wipes to a posh interior, one of the rooms at the Spring Palace and Daz sitting with the camera focused on his face, with very fancy shades on.
“Welcome back to the best Jedi run holo-blog on the holonet, it's ya boi Daz, Prince Daz to most of you, but Daz Hoshin to a select few. I am back and what a good day, we got highlights from the Great Thranta Race and a special interview with another suitor.”
Daz continued, “I got to visit Delaya, and that was amazing reminded me of Coruscant but the nicer parts. Upscale, very fancy Coruscant. Going to have to come back when not conducting official business, which is top secret Jedi classified, padawans.”
Daz added, “And this is a shout to Tizzy Dim, never stop stop dancing! This little wonder helped Daz out on a special case and Daz never forgets those that helped him, so keep at it padawans.” What follows is a video of Tizzy doing the Daz dance and it is adorable.
Daz shows off footage from the race, making sure to highlight the winners and some of the losers and then said, “It was whizz, Lana Beniko came in first but Lord Garth Wayne Ulgo was right behind her and then behind him was Lady Yulastranza Ulgo… Ulgo coming in strong!”
He showed a shot of Kataryzna and said, “And some didn’t finish but they flew well and looked good!”
Screenwipe back to Daz in shades. “So that happened and with that we have some new shirts on sale, we got our Mud Queen shirts just in, get them while hot! Limited time for all my favorite padawans. Make sure to slap that like button, beat it up my dude. And remember,” he said waving his hand, “this is ya boi you’re looking for, so subscribe!”Interview wrote:
“It’s ya boi, Prince Daz, the padawan with all the dirty deetz, so just tell everyone your name sir,” he said.
The man adjusted his spectacles and said, “Umm, Jerri Organa, unlanded so no umm fancy titles. I guess I am a suitor for someone? Not sure who, but my real passion is writing. I have authored Jedi in the Sheets, My Wookiee, my Master, and one I am very proud of, One Jedi, Six Sith.”
Daz chuckled and said, “Well those are interesting names so what do you write about?”
“My preferred subject is writing about Jedi, they are so reserved and controlled, I like to imagine what happens to them when their passions run over and they give into their more carnal desires. I find the subject fascinating, and there have been so many interesting Jedi I have met that I even began writing my next book tentatively titled, No Passion, Only Blonde.”
“Well… that’s uh… something. Chat is going crazy, but they want to know what inspired this current work?” Daz asked.
He added, “Here is an excerpt: She was alone now in the Temple, and sought a meditation chamber to clear her mind. But the dashing dug captain, Threebo, was not ready to end what they had started. She felt him enter her chamber and shivered, his strong gaze drinking in her form, poured into her robes. She knew that she should resist but a part of her wanted to feel him against her skin once more.”
“Threebo didn’t say a word, his lower limb caressed her cheek before she instinctively leand forward and put her lips to his. The Order would say no, but her body was saying yes, the heat rising. She should meditate, should refrain, but she was lost now. There was only one Force she wanted to feel between her…”
“And that is awesome… yep, no more questions,” Daz countered.
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